3 February Story Time
Once upon a time (all fairy stories start with "Once Upon a Time") there was a jolly chap named Idris, and Idris had a lovely farm.
On that farm he had goats,
BLEAT went the goats
On that farm he had sheep,
BAAH went the sheep
On that farm he had cows,
MOO went the cows
Idris had lived on his farm
ALL his life
Idris's daddy had lived on their farm
ALL his life
Idris's daddy's daddy and all the daddys before them had lived on their farm
ALL their lives
People in the town laughed at Idris because his family had been there so
VERY VERY VERY long, saying his family must have landed there out of Noah's Ark
Idris's town was a lovely friendly town
EVERYBODY knew
EVERYBODY and
EVERYBODY was friendly
There was an evil ogre (all fairy stories have evil ogres) named Sad
Sad was a
VERY VERY greedy ogre
Sad wanted the town, and all the businesses, farms and land
Sad commanded all his
EVIL demons to chase Idris and his happy friends out of the town
The demons chased them
FAR FAR FAR away
And for every 10 people chased away they caught 1 hostage to stop the people going back to their town
The nasty ogre Sad ate all the hostages up and nobody ever heard of them ever again
Sad was so happy because he knew that there was lots and lots of lovely
OIL all around the town
So to celebrate his evil deed, he opened his pot of gold (all ogres have pots of gold) and gave lots of evil demons money and said that they should live in the town and it was his present to them
One day a good fairy (all fairy stories have a good fairy) came along, and waved her magic wand (missiles) and the nasty ogre was gone
But the good fairy was getting forgetful in her old age and forgot to wave her wand at the evil demons in that town
So the evil demons stayed in Kerkuk
