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Why is English so hard to learn???

PostAuthor: Diri » Tue Jul 05, 2005 1:29 am

REASONS WHY THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS HARD TO LEARN:



(Excerpts from various Richard Lehderer articles and the anonymous poem, "The English Lesson," as adapted by Nicholas C. Burbules, Department of Educational Policy Studies University of Illinois, Urbana-Champaign):

1. The bandage was wound around the wound.
2. The farm was used to produce produce.
3. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4. We must polish the Polish furniture.
5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10. I did not object to the object.
11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13. They were too close to the door to close it.
14. The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17. The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18. After a number of injections my jaw got number.
19. Upon seeing the tear in the painting, I shed a tear.
20. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
21. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?



Let's face it - English is a crazy language:


There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple or pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren't invented in England, and French fries aren't French.

Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.

Quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea, nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write, but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce, and hammers don't ham?

If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?

One goose, two geese; so, one moose, two meese? * One index, two indices?

Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends, but not one amend?

If you have a bunch of odds and ends, and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play, and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out, and in which an alarm goes off by going on. English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race which, of course, isn't a race at all.



:lol: GOOD POINT!!! :roll:
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PostAuthor: Delal » Tue Jul 05, 2005 5:08 pm

Now you aren't trying to use this as an excuse are you? :wink:

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PostAuthor: Dilsad » Wed Jul 06, 2005 12:46 am

That is sure a good compilation....

can we have the same thing for french, german, spanish,and kurdish pleaaaase....

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PostAuthor: Diri » Wed Jul 06, 2005 12:50 am

Well... Do you speak all those languages??? :roll:

Wanna give it a shot?


We could do one for Kurdish - but that would require extensive language knowledge - If Binyamîn was here he could have done it...
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PostAuthor: Dilsad » Wed Jul 06, 2005 2:25 am

I can do it with french, no problem...it will require some thinking :)

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PostAuthor: Dilsad » Wed Jul 06, 2005 2:32 am

We all know that french fries are not from france!!!
They are from that country called freedom :)
Freedom fries.....;)

Did you know that this wasn't the first time the USA changed the name of food...

During WWII, they changed Franckfurt Sausage to hot dog (and changed its ingredients too), and sour crout to Victory cabage ...

In France, croissant came after their victory over the muslims at one battle...
Croissant is the shape of one of the muslim symbol: moon...

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PostAuthor: Delal » Wed Jul 06, 2005 2:32 pm

unfortuately, in changing the names of the food, victory cabbage still tastes awful.

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PostAuthor: yochanan » Thu Aug 18, 2005 10:03 pm

this is funny and english is my mother tounge. I am sure every lang has problems like this.
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PostAuthor: ChiChalok » Tue Aug 30, 2005 4:35 pm

hehehehh i think english is a lot easier to learn than say FRENCH! i took a class and i didnt learn a thing it was too hard :cry:
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PostAuthor: pepula » Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:43 pm

aww french is soo beautifullll. i love it soo much
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PostAuthor: tomjez » Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:46 pm

Allez les gars, c'est pas si dur le français....

COme on guys, french is not that hard! Beautiful...yeah why not.
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PostAuthor: ChiChalok » Thu Sep 01, 2005 6:55 pm

tomjez wrote:Allez les gars, c'est pas si dur le français....

COme on guys, french is not that hard! Beautiful...yeah why not.


i know its beautiful :roll: thats why i took the course :roll: but it was just too confusing :cry:
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