you know your a turk when:
Every capdriver is like: buren, buren (come, come) ankara, ankara! (even thought your already there, they just drive around so they get more money)
When nobody knows where the meat of some dönershops come from.
When you think people are being nice to get you to a bus where you can go to some place else then ankara but they only do it for the money they get later.
When your boyfriend wants to do anal and your like no but he does it anyway (this is raping
)When good things happen you say yeah turks did it, but when bad stuff happens you blaim it on somebody else then turkish people.
When your country has all these rules but nobody follows them anyway. (things like you can't be gay or no porn even thought they sell playboy in istanbul!
)When your mom sleeps with other man for only 4 lira.
When every shops ownes or capdriver would do anything just do get you in the shop/car. (like taking your luggage away).
you know your persian when:
You wear a scraf even thought it's 50 degree's outside.
When your boyfriend wants to do anal and your like no but he does it anyway (this is raping
) (yes, I know turks do this too)When you think your they sht but even the ugly girl with braces doesn't want you.
When you think prince of persia happend in real life.
When you have a army of 10000 persian and still get beaten by 300 greak spartans.
When you try to steal history of other people, because your jealous.
When you spent 10000 hours in the mirror putting up make up but your boyfriend doesn't even notice.
you know your syrian when:
When your boyfriend wants to do anal and your like no but he does it anyway (this is raping
) (yes, I know turks & persians do this too)When you think being a terrorist is cool.
When you wear a scarf like a terrorist because that's SWAG in syria. (I don't normally use the word SWAG I think it stand for having Sex With Anyother Guy).
When turkish people flee to your country and your like sht now turks will say that syria is turkey too.
you know your iraqian when:
When your boyfriend wants to do anal and your like no but he does it anyway (this is raping
) (I think only a kurd wouldn't do this).When you cheat on your wife with a hooker or assistant.
When you think your cool hating kurds but then you noticed how much money you can make in Hawler and your like scht im kurd too from now on.
When you blow stuff up for fun. (or maybe because there terrorist).
When your mom sleeps with other men for only 1000 dinars.
fell free to post your own ones.
