Smart Answers

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Smart Answer : A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but she couldn't find one
big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No
ma'am, they're dead."



Smart Answer: The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his
window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.



Smart Answer: A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, Low bridge
ahead. Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets tuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for
miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his
hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."




Smart Answer: A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not
being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your
immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"

A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was
suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class was reduced to laughter and snickering.
When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says: "Well, I
guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."