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Its easy to die as a Muslimزۆر ئاسانە بە موسولماني بمري

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Its easy to die as a Muslimزۆر ئاسانە بە موسولماني بمري

PostAuthor: Londoner » Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:58 am

زۆر ئاسانە بە موسولماني بمري
گەلێ لە برادەران لە سەر فێسبوك لە خوا ئەپارێنەوە کە بە موسولماني بيانمرێنێ. بەلام ئەمە پێويست نيە چونکي خوا هەمو کەسەکي ئازاد کرديە کە بە چي ئايێنەك بمرێ. جا ئەگەر يەکێ بيەوێ بە موسولماني بمرێ شتەکي زۆر ئاسانە. پێويستيەکە ئەوەيە کە ئەبێ ببيە موسولمان بۆ ئەوەي بە موسولماني بمري. بوون بە موسولمان ئەركي هەيە لە دنيا وە پاداشتي هەيە لە دنيا و قيامەت ئەگەر ژن بێ يان پياو.
ئەرکي موسولماني ژن و پياو وەك يەکە. ئەبی هەردوکيان شەهادە بێنن، نوێژ بکەن، بە رۆژ و بن، زەکات بدەن، بچنە حەجێ. نابێ خەمرە بخۆنەوە بەلام ئەتوانن ويسکي ڤۆدکا بخۆنەوە جونکي لە حەديث تەنها ئەلێ: 'و حرمنا عليکم الخمرة' ناوي خمرة هێنرايە بەلام ناوي ويسکي و ڤۆدکا نەهێندرايە. حديث نالێ: 'وحرمنا عليکم الويسکي والڤۆدکا'.
.نابێ دەست بدەنە سەگ چونکي سەگ ئاوەگرە. بەلام ئەتوانن سەگ لە باوەش بکەن. نابي گۆشتي بەراز بخۆن. بەلام ئەگەر خوارديان بەلام نەيانزانی گۆشتي بەرازە زۆر حەزي لێ ئەکەن. بە خۆم تا`قيم کرديتەوە. بۆ کابرايەکي ئيسلامي بە تەقوا ئيشم ئەکرد بەلام زۆر غەدري لێ ئەکردم بە قسە.بە هيچ ئيشەکي من قايل نەبوو. نە بە تێنان قايل بو نە بە دەرهێنان.
هەردووکمان لە هوتێلێکي پێنج ئەستێرە ئيشمان ئەکرد. ئەو بەرێوەبەري هوتێلەکە بۆ من وەيتەر بوم. تەنها موسلامني وەيتەر. لە بەر ئەوە ئەبوآيە تەنها من خزمەتي بکەم و چێشتي بۆ بەرم. کە خواردنم بۆ ئامادە ئەکرد زۆر حەزي لێ ئەکرد. کە ئەيخوارد جوێن و لەعنەتي لێ ئەکردم چونکي چۆن شێت و شارەكي کورد لە چۆلايەنەکاني شمالي عراق ئەتواني خواردنەکي وا بە تام و خۆش دروست بکا. من هيچ گوێم لە ئيهانە و جوێنەکاني نەبو. بەلام جار و بار گالتەم پێ ئەکرد. جارێ کاتي چێشت خواردني نيورۆم پێيان گۆتم ئەبێ لە خواردن راوەستم و بجم ئاوي خواردنەوەي بۆ بەرم. من چوم بەرداغەکي پر لە بيرەم بۆ کري و بردم لە پێشم دانا و وتم فەرمو ئەمە ئاوەکەت بيخۆوە. بەداخەکەي هەلگرت و پێش ئەوەي قومي لێدا بە سەرسورمانی دايناوە و هاواری کرد کوررە ئەمە چيە؟ وتم ئەمە ئاوي پەريەيە. هاواري کرد و وتي: 'کوررە شێتە کێ ئەلێ ئەمە ئاوە؟ وتم:' سوێند بە عومري جەنابت ئەخۆم ئەمە ئاوە.'
شێت و هار بو. دەستي کرد بە 'اعوذ باللە و استغفر اللە' بە بێ وستان. هەردوکي دوبارە ئەکردەوە. دەوي تێك ئەئالا لە دوبارە کردنەوەي 'اعوذ باللە و استغفر اللە'. نەي ئەزاني کاميان لە پێش کاميان بلێ.
جارێ زۆر توورەي کردم. لە ناکاو پێي وتم ئەگەر نيوەي مووچەکەي خۆمي نەدەمي بە حکوومەتي بەريتانيا ئەلێ بۆ ئەوەي دەرم کەن لەم ولاتە. ئەوەندە لێي توورە بووم نەمزاني چي پێ بلێم. بۆ ئەوەي دەست بە سەر توورەيەکەم بگرم لە وەلاما گالتەم پێ کرد. دەستم لە ناو گيرفانم نا، ١٠ پێنسم دۆزيەوە و لە ناو دەستيم نا. وتي ئەمە چيە. وتم ئەمە کرێي تەلەفۆنەکەتە بۆ حکوومەتي بەريتانيا بۆ ئەوەي دەرم کەن. ١٠٠١ جار جوێن و لەعنەتي لێم کردم. لە پاش ئەمە دەستم کرد بە پشکنيني هەموو کون و قوژبنەك لە غرفەي نووستني. ويسکي و بييرە و مجەلەي ئيباحيم دۆزيەوە.
لە دواي ئەمە پێي گۆتم ساندەويچي بۆ نيوەرۆ بۆ بکەم. منيش چوار ساندەويچي گۆشتي بەرازم بۆ دروست کرد و لە پێشم دانا. کەدەستي کرد بە خواردني زۆرحەزي لێ ئەکەرد. چونکي يەکسەر دەستي بە جوێن دان ولەعنەت کرد. ئەيوت ئەي خوايە ئەي پێغمبەر چۆن ئەم شێت و شارە ئەزاني ئەم خواردنە خۆشە دروست بکا. کە دەستي دا بە چوارەم ساندويچ بۆ بيخوا پێم گۆت ئەوە بۆ پێي نەگۆتبووم حەز لە ساندەويچي گۆشتي بەراز ئەکا. يەکسەر ساندەويچەکەي کردەوە و گۆشتي بەرازي ديت. لەخۆ چو و لەسەر کورسيەکەي بەربۆوە.
پياو نابێ تەماشاي ئافرەتي جوان بکا. بەلام لەسەر تەلەڤيزيۆن بە دزي نيوە شەو ئەتواني تەماشايان بکا چونکي تەلەڤزيۆن حەرام نيە تەماشاي کەي.
پياو لە دنيا مافي ژن هيناني هەيە، ئافرەتيش مافي هەيە مێرد بکا بەلام جياوازي هەێە لە بەيني ژن و پياو. پياو بە ئارەزوي خۆي ئەتوانێ هەر ژنەکي بيەوێ مارە بکا تا ئەگاتە چوار ژن. بەلام ئافرەت ئەمە ناتوآنێ. ئافرەت ناتواني مێرد بکا بەلام بە مێرد ئەدرێ.
جا ئەگەر پياوي و ئەبيە ئيسلام نانت چەور ئەبێ. ئەتواني چوار ژن بهێني بەلام یەك لە دواي يەك. ناتواني هەر چاريان پێکەوە بيني. ئەگەر ئەتەوێ ژني تر بێني ئەبي يەک لە ژنەکان تەلاق بدەي و بينێرێنەوە مالێ باوکي. ڵە پاش هيناني يەکەم ژن ئەگەر بتەوێ ژنەکي تر بێني ئەبي داوا لە ژنەکەت کەي قبوولی بکا. بەلام ژن قەد قبوول ناکا ژني بەسەر بهێندرێ. جا چارە چيە؟ تۆ مافي خۆتە لە يەك ژنت زياترت هەبي. ئەبي بە بەزۆر ژنەکەت قايل بکەي بۆ ئەوەي ژني بەسەر بێني. بيترسێنە ێان لێيدە.
بۆ ترساندني دەمانچە بخە سەر سەري و بەسەريا هاوار کە و بلێ: 'ژنێ بلێ قبولمە ژنم بەسەر بێني'. ئيتر ئەترسێ و پەشيمان ئەبێتەوە. دەستت ماچ ئەکا و ئەگريێ و داواي لێبووردن ئەکا. پێت ئەلێ: 'بەقوربانت بم نەك ژنێ هەزار ژن بەسەرما بينە'. ئەگەر دەمانچەت بەدەست نەکەوت بيخە ژێر دار لێيدە بەبێ وەستان تا هاوار ئەکاو ئەلێ:'کوررە بۆ خاتري خوا و پێغەمبەر راوەستە هەزار جار قبوولمە'.
ئافرەتي موسولمان مافي هەيە مێردي هەبي بەلام مافي نيە مێرد بکا، بەلام مافي هەيە مالێ بابي بە مێردي بدەن. مێردەکەي ئەتواني سێ ژني بەسەر بێنێ یان تەلاقي بدا هەرکاتێ ويستي. تۆش وەلەو ئافرەتەکي موسولماني ناتەوێ سێ هەوێت هەبي و ێان مێردەکەت تەلاقت دا بە کەيفي خۆي. جا چارە چيە؟ تەنها يەك چارەت هەيە؛ ئەويش ئەوەيە: کە بە مێرد دراي ئەبێ مێردەکەت بخەيە ژێر پەنجەت. ئەبێ بەخۆت ببيە مێردي مێردەکەت.
بۆ ئەم مەبەستە ئەبێ شەوي بە زاوابوني مێردەکەت بکەيە شەوي جهەنەم بۆي نەك شەوي بە زاوابوون بۆ ئەوەي قەت لە بيري نەچي کە تۆ مێردي ئەوي نەك بە خۆي. پێش ئەوەي بتگۆزنەوە دەمانچەيەك پەێداکە و بێشارەوە و لەگەل خۆت بيبە کە گواسترايەوە. بەلێن نامەيەك بە ناوي زاواکەت بنووسە بۆ ئەوەي لەژێر ترسي دەمانچەکەت مۆري بکا. ئەگەر تۆ يەکەم ژني زاواکەتي لە بەڵێن نامەکە ئەبێ بەلێن بدا کە قەت ژنت بەسەر نەهێني و ببيتە خزمەت کارت تا ئەو رۆژەي ئەمرێ. ئەگەر ئەم بەلێنەي لە هەر کاتەك شکاند هەموو مولك و مالي ئەبێتە مولکي تۆ وە تۆ ئەتواني بە شەق و شاپ لە مال دەريکەي. ئەگەر ژني هەبوو بەلێن نامەکە هەروەك جاران بنووسە لەگەل زيادەيەك کە ئەبێ لەماوەي ٢٤ سەعات هەوێەکەت ێان ‌هەوێەکانت لە مالەوە دەربکا و لە بيريان بکا.
لەشەوي بە زاوابوون کە هاتە ژوورەوە پێشوازي لێ بکە هەر وەك صاحب مال پێشوازي لە مێوان ئەکا. بيلاوێنەوە و پێي برێ دانيشە. کە دانيشت لێي بپرسە تۆ چي؟ هەر وەلاەمەکي دآيەوە تۆ بڵێ: 'نا نەخێرشێت و شار و کەر تۆ غەلەتي. تۆ ژنت نەهينايە. تۆ عيزرائيلت هينايە بۆ ئەوەي روحت بکێشي'. دەمانچەکە بخە سەر سەري و پێي بلێ:'کوررە نەلێي لەل'. بەلێن نامەکە لەگەل قەلەمەکێ بدێ.بەلێن نامەکە قەد کە بۆ ئەوەي تەنها ناوەکەي خۆي ببيني بەلام هيچي ترنەبيني. پێي بلێ ئەگەر نايەوێ تۆ روحي بکێشي بەلين نامەکە مۆر کا. ئەگەر لە پيش مۆرکردن ويستي بەلێن نامەکە بخووێنێتەوە بە زەغتي دەمانچەکە لێي مەگەرێ. کە مۆري کرد لێي گەرێ بيخوێنيتەوە. کە خوێنديەوە و تێگەيشت لێي بستينەوە و بيشارەوە.
پاداشت لە قيامەت جياوازي هەيە لە بەيني پياو و ئافرەتي موسولمان. هەروەها جياواز هەيە لە بەيني موسولماني عەرەب و نا عەرەب. بە گوێرەي فتوآي ئامۆزاي سەددام حوسەين کە ماموەستاي زماني عەرەبي من بو لە کەرکوكي شاري کوردستان تەنها موسولماني عەرەب ئەتواني بجيتە بەهەشت. بەلام موسولماني نا عەرەب تەنها تا دەرکەي بەهەشت ئەتوانن بێن وەك دەرۆزەکەر. چونکي بەهەشت وەك چايەخانە نيە هەرکەسەك بە کەيفي خۆي بێتە ناوي. ئەم فتوايەي دا لە پاش تەفسير کردني سوورەتەکي قورئان.
جا ئەگەر موسولمانەکي عەرەبي نانت جەور ئەبێ. ئەچيە بەهەشت. ٧٢ حۆريەت ئەدەنێ، هەر يەکيان وەك کچي چواردە سالي دەست لێ نەدراوە، هەر يەکيان لە هيللي لەڤ و داشني موراد و شاکيرە جوان تر و سەکسي ترە. بە خۆت لەچۆلەکە بە هێز تر ئەبي. ئيتر عەگالەکەت قيت کە و رەبابە لێدە و ٢٤ سەعات کەيف بکەو بابۆرە بادە. هەمو رۆژ گۆراني بەهار برێ. ىرێ: 'هەميشە بەهارە، بەهاري شادان، چەند خۆشە کەيف و بابۆلە بادان'.
ئەگەر ئافرەتي و موسولمانەکي عەرەبي، ئەبيە حۆريە لە ناو بەهەشت وەك کچەکي ١٤ سالي دەست لێنەدراو. لە مادۆناو بريتني و سپايس گێرل جوان ترو سەکسي تر ئەبي. بەلام دلت خۆش نەبێ مار وێراني قور بە سەر. بابان کۆر تۆ لە دنيا بە سێ هەوێ رازينەبووي. ئێستا لە قيامەت ٧١ هەوێت ئەبێ. ئەبيە حۆريەي موسولمانەکي عەرەب کە ٧١ حۆريەي تري هەیە وەک تۆ. مێردەکەت قەت نايەلی تێر بي ئەگەر هاتە سەر جێت. قەت نايەلي جارەك بلێي ئۆخەي تێر بووم. ئيتر ئەمە حالت ئەبێ هەتاهەتايە. نە ئەتواني بچيەوە مالي بابت، نە ئەتواني را کەي، وە نە ئەشتواني بە دو بکەوي. لە دنيا خۆشيت نەديت لە قيامەتيش خۆشي نابيني.
ئەگەر موسولماني نا عرەبي ئەوا ئاشت بە تال ئەبێ لە قيامەت. ئەبيە دەرۆزەکەر لە پێش دەرکەي بەهەشت. ئەمە حالت ئەبێ هەتا هەتايە و هيچ چارەيەکت پێ ناکرێ. ئەبي هەموو رۆژي لە موسولمانە عەرەبەکان لە ناو بەهەشت بپارێيە بۆ ئەوەي خێرت پێبکن، پاشماوەو چەلاوت بدەنێ. ئەمە حالت ئەبێ نە رۆژەك نە دو رۆژ بەلکو هەتا هەتايە. ڵە دوا دا بێ زار و رەزيل ئەبي. لە خوا ێاخي ئەبي. حالت لە حالي مام گوێرەشي گوندي لاسۆري دەشتي قەراج خراپ تر ئەبي.
ناوي راستي مام گوێرەش دەروێش ئەحمەد بو. بەلام خەلك لە پشتێا بە گوێرەش ناويان ئەهێنا، لە رووي ئەو پێيان ئەگۆت دەروێش ئەحمەد. مام گوێرەش پسپۆري گوندەکە بو. دەروێش بو، گۆراني بێژ بو، سەرتاش بۆ، ددان کێش بۆ، ناربەند بو. يەك گازي هەبو بەکاري ئەهێنا بۆ نار کردني کەران و کيشاني دداني خەلك. بەلام مام گوێرەش چارەي ڕەش بو، تووشي مصيبەت بو، خێزانەکەي مرد. مندالەکي بە پێ کەوتوويان هەبو لەو کاتە.
جا مام گوێرەشي چارە خراپ ئەبوايە هەموو ئيشي مالەوە بە خۆي بکا، مندالەکەي بەخێو نەکرد، ئاوي ئەهينا مالەوە، کۆري ئەکرد، بەيانيان زۆ لە خەو هەلئەستا بۆ ئەوەي نان بکا. پاش ماوەيەك لە خۆي بێزار بۆ. کەبەيانيان ناني ئەکرد توورە ئەبو چونکي ئاگري ژەر سێرەکە ئەکوژاوە و هەر چەند پفي لێ ئەکرد ئاگرەكە نەئەبۆوە. جا توورە ئەبو هاواري ئەکرد هەموو خەلك گوێ لە هاوار هاري بو. بە مست لە سێرەکەي ئەدا، نانەکەي فرە ئەدا دەرەوە، دواي راي ئەکردە دەرەوە و خەنجەرەکەي لە خوا هەرهەلئەکێشا و تەحەداي لە خوا ئەکرد ئگەر ناترسێ بابێتە خوارەوە بۆ ئەوەي زگي بدرێ بە خەنجەرەکەي.
من موسولمانەکي نا عەرەبم، بەخوا تاقەتي دەرۆزە کردن و بێزار بوونم نيە لەدەرکەي بەهەشت. خەلك کەيفي خۆيتي بەلام من ئەچمە تکريت بۆ دۆزينەوەي استمارەي تصحيحي قەوميەي سەددام حوسين و پر کردنەوەي.
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PostAuthor: Anthea » Wed Feb 26, 2014 2:59 pm

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Re: زۆر ئاسانە بە موسولماني بمري

PostAuthor: Londoner » Wed Feb 26, 2014 5:00 pm

Anthea wrote:Please may we have a translation into English :D


I will rewrite it in English starting from tomorrow. I guarantee you will lough and cry a lot.
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Re: زۆر ئاسانە بە موسولماني بمري

PostAuthor: Anthea » Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:38 pm

Londoner wrote:I will rewrite it in English starting from tomorrow. I guarantee you will lough and cry a lot.


Thank you :ymhug:

It sounds very interesting and as if it is based on something real - I look forward to reading it :ymapplause:
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PostAuthor: Londoner » Sun Mar 02, 2014 7:41 am

It is very easy to die as a Muslim

Many friends on the Face book pray for God to let them to die as Muslims. But this is not necessary because God has made every one free to choose to die as a Muslim or another religion. So if some one wants to die, as a Muslim, is very easy. All needed is to become a Muslim to die as a Muslim. To become a Muslim has responsibility in this world and reward in this world and the next for men and women.

Both Muslim man and woman has the same responsibility. Both has to declare themselves as Muslims, both has to pray, fast, pay Islamic Tax and visit Holly Maka on pilgrimage. Both can not drink alcohol, but they can drink Whiskey and Vodka. Because in the Hedieth, speeches of Prophet, it says: 'We have prohibited you to drink alcohol'.It doesn't mention Whiskey or vodka or beer. It doesn't say: 'We have prohibited drinking Whiskey, Vodka and beer'.

They can not touch dogs, but can embrace them. They can not eat pork but enjoy eating it a lot if they don't know what they eat is pork. I have tried it on a committed Muslim. I was working for a committed Muslim almost as his servant. He was very unfair towards me. He was not happy with anything I was doing. We were both working in a 5 star hotel. He was the manager of the hotel and I was a waiter. Because I was the only Muslim waiter he allocated me as the only one to serve him. I was preparing and serving his food, cleaning his room and taking and collecting his laundry.

When I was serving his food I had to stand in front of him until he had finished his food. While he was eating his food he was swearing, cursing and insulting against me as how a stupid Kurd from uninhabited North Iraq could prepare such lovely food. I didn't care his abuses but some times I used to make a fun of him. Once in the middle of my lunch I was told he wanted me to take him some drinking water immediately. I bought him a small glass of beer and put it in front of him and said: 'This is your water sir'. He immediately picked it up to drink it. Before the glass reached his lips he put the glass down quickly almost broke it.

'What is this you stupid'?He asked in a unbelievable manner.
'This is perier water sir'. I replied.
'Who says this is water you stupid'? He screamed.
'I swear on your dear life this is water sir'. I replied.

After that he became mad, he swore and cursed 1001 times against me. I never took notice of his abuses and insults until once he made a serious mistake. Unexpectedly he told me some thing, which meant if I didn't give him half of my wage he would report me to the immigration authority to deport me. He was thinking I was illegal immigrant. I became very angry. To control my anger I made fun of him. I found 10 pence from my pocket and put it in his hand.

'What is this?' He asked.
'This is the cost of your telephone call to immigration authority to deport me'. I replied.
He went mad. He swore and cursed thousands of times against me.

I never tried to check his privacy when I was cleaning and organising his sleeping room. After this threat when I went to his room I checked his private locker. I found pornographic magazines and alcoholic drinks. So I decided to make a real fun of him. Later he asked me to make him sandwiches for his lunch. I made him four pork sandwiches. I enhanced all sandwiches with his favourite spices.

When he started eating the sandwiches, on the first bite it was obvious he was enjoying it a lot because immediately he started swearing at me and cursing me. He was whispering to himself but I could hear him clearly. He was saying: 'Oh Allah! oh Muhammad! How this stupid wild people from uninhabited North Iraq can make such lovely food'? When he touched the fourth sandwich to eat I asked him why he didn't tell me before he liked pork. His eyes opened wide and opened the sandwich. When he saw pork meat he went unconscious and fell on his chair.

A man is prohibited from looking at pretty women. But he can in secret on TV because it is not prohibited to watch TV. A Muslim man has the right to marry in this world. So does a Muslim woman. But there is a discrimination between them. A Muslim man is free to choose whom to marry and he can marry four women but a Muslim woman can not. Her family finds a man to marry her.

So if you are a man and want to become a Muslim you can marry four women and have four wives at the same time. But marry them one after another, don't marry all the four at the same time, you are not like little brown bird to satisfy four women at the same night. If you want to marry a fifth or more women you will have to divorce one or more of you wives and send her or them back to her or their family. If you have one wife and want to have another wife you can do that only if your wife accept it, she must verbally say: 'I accept it'. This is all to it.
But no wife ever accepts another woman to share her man.

So what is the solution. It is your right to have more than one wives, no one has the right or dares to stop you. You have to scare and force her to accept it. To scare her get a small gun, put it on her head and shout: 'woman say I accept it or else'. She will be scared and feel sorry. She apologises and kisses your hand. She will scream: 'yes I accept it, you can have thousand wives more'. If you couldn't get a small gun, get a cane and hit her none stop until she screams: 'For Gods sake stop it, I accept it thousands of times'.

As a Muslim woman, you don't have the right to choose the man you want to marry, your family finds you a man to marry. Your husband can divorce you any time and send you back to your family. He can have three more wives. Although you are a Muslim woman, you don't want any other woman share your husband or your husband divorce you when he wants. So what is the solution?

You have only one solution, which is, when you get married, you have to put your husband under your fingures in a manner as he is your wife and you are his husband. For this purpose you have to make his wedding night a night of hell not a wedding night so that he will never forget it which one of you is in charge. Before the wedding day get a small gun and write a contract in the name of your husband. Hide them and take them with you when they move you to the home of your husband. In the contract, if you are the first wife, he will agree he will never ever marry another woman and obey your command as long as he is alive and he will have to kick out his wife or wives within 24 hours if he is already married. If ever he violated the contract all his properties become yours and you can kick him out with kicks and slaps.

On the wedding night ensure you are in charge. When he enters your room greet him as a host greets his guests. Invite him to sit down. After that ask him who are you and what is your relationship to him. What ever answer he gives, in reply you say: 'No stupid, you are wrong, I am not your wife, I am the angle of death. I have come to take you back to the next world'. Put the gun on his head and order him not to say a word. Order him to sign the contract without reading it. After he signs, let him to read it. Press the gun against his head and ask him if he understood it. When you are sure he understood it get back the contract from him and hide it. If he is already married kick him out and tell him to come back after he kicks out his wife or wives.

The reward for Muslims is different in the next world for men and women and for Arab Muslims and none Arab Muslims. Simply there is discrimination against women and none Arab Muslims. According to a fatwa, given by a cousin of Saddam Hussein, only Arab Muslims can go to paradise but none Arab Muslims can come only near the door of the paradise like beggars, they can not enter the paradise. He was my Arabic teacher in Kurdistan city of Kirkuk. I remember he was interpreting a Surat from Qur'an. His reasoning was that paradise is not like a pub every one enters it free.

So if you are an Arab and want to become a Muslim you will get the best of the next world. You will enter paradise and get 72 fourteen year old virgin girls. Each one is prettier and sexier than Spice Girls, Madonna and Shakera. You become as strong as little brown bird male who can court his lady several times in a minute. So you can enjoy yourself 24 hours a day for ever.

If you are an Arab woman and want to become a Muslim you will curse yourself. You will be rewarded with paradise and become a 14 year old virgin girl, prettier and sexier than Halley Luv, Dashney Murad * and Britney. You were not happy for three women to share your man in the world, now 71 fourteen your old virgin girls like yourself share your man. You and another 71 fourteen old virgin girls will get married to an Arab Muslim. Your husband will never let you have a decent courtship for ever. Don't blame him, you are given to him for his pleasure, not your pleasure. He always quickly jumps from one bed to the next to enjoy himself. This is going to be your life in the next world. You can not to anything about it. You can not get a divorce, you can not leave him and you can not run with another man. Well, tough luck, you asked for it.

If you are a none Arab Muslim, you will get the worst of the next world. You become a beggar in front of paradise gate and have to beg Arab Muslims inside paradise every day to give you left overs. This is going to be your life for ever, not one day or two days but for ever. You become so humiliated you become fed up and declare mutiny against God. Your case becomes similar to the case of some one nicknamed 'Black-eared' in the village were I was growing up as a teenager.

'Dervesh Ahmad' was the real name of 'Black-eared'. People in front of him calling him ',Dervish Ahmad', but calling him 'black-eared' at his back. 'Black-eared' is a translation from Kurdish word 'Gwerush'. He was the expert of the village; he was a barber, a dentist, a singer, a farrier or blacksmith and a dervish. He was using the same plier to pull out bad tooth of people and fit horseshoes.

His disaster started when his wife died. So he had to do all house work and take care of his son, one or two years old, by himself. The most difficult house work in the village was to make bread every morning. They were backing bread on a flat metal with spheric shape. They were making fire under the flat metal to heat it up. When it became hot they put the dough on it to bake to become bread.This was usually the job of women.

He was becoming angry every morning because the fire was going off and he was not able to put it on again easily by blowing the air with his mouth at it. He was screaming and shouting. Every one could hear him in the village. He was becoming so angry he was punching the hot flat metal. He was becoming worst. He was throwing the bread out side and then getting his sword and running out side. He was screaming at God if he dared to come down, he would tear his stomach with his sword.
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Re: زۆر ئاسانە بە موسولماني بمري

PostAuthor: Anthea » Sun Mar 02, 2014 3:23 pm

@ Londoner thank you VERY much for the translation :ymapplause:

I love your advice to Muslim women :ymdevil:

Londoner wrote:...when you get married, you have to put your husband under your fingures in a manner as he is your wife and you are his husband. For this purpose you have to make his wedding night a night of hell not a wedding night so that he will never forget it which one of you is in charge. Before the wedding day get a small gun and write a contract in the name of your husband. Hide them and take them with you when they move you to the home of your husband. In the contract, if you are the first wife, he will agree he will never ever marry another woman and obey your command as long as he is alive and he will have to kick out his wife or wives within 24 hours if he is already married. If ever he violated the contract all his properties become yours and you can kick him out with kicks and slaps.

On the wedding night ensure you are in charge. When he enters your room greet him as a host greets his guests. Invite him to sit down. After that ask him who are you and what is your relationship to him. What ever answer he gives, in reply you say: 'No stupid, you are wrong, I am not your wife, I am the angle of death. I have come to take you back to the next world'. Put the gun on his head and order him not to say a word. Order him to sign the contract without reading it. After he signs, let him to read it. Press the gun against his head and ask him if he understood it. When you are sure he understood it get back the contract from him and hide it. If he is already married kick him out and tell him to come back after he kicks out his wife or wives.


=)) :)) =)) :)) =)) :)) =)) :))

I am assuming that this is something that happened to you:

Londoner wrote:I was working for a committed Muslim almost as his servant. He was very unfair towards me. He was not happy with anything I was doing. We were both working in a 5 star hotel. He was the manager of the hotel and I was a waiter. Because I was the only Muslim waiter he allocated me as the only one to serve him. I was preparing and serving his food, cleaning his room and taking and collecting his laundry.

When I was serving his food I had to stand in front of him until he had finished his food. While he was eating his food he was swearing, cursing and insulting against me as how a stupid Kurd from uninhabited North Iraq could prepare such lovely food.


So sorry that you had to work for such an odious man :((

Absolutely delighted that you managed to make such a fool of him :ymapplause:

Question: if part of the story does in fact relate to you personally - does all of it :-?

Did you advise your daughters to write a contract and hold a gun their husband's head forcing the husband to sign it :ymdevil:
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Re: زۆر ئاسانە بە موسولماني بمري

PostAuthor: Londoner » Sun Mar 02, 2014 7:56 pm

Anthea wrote:


=)) :)) =)) :)) =)) :)) =)) :))

I am assuming that this is something that happened to you:



So sorry that you had to work for such an odious man :((

Absolutely delighted that you managed to make such a fool of him :ymapplause:

Question: if part of the story does in fact relate to you personally - does all of it :-?

Did you advise your daughters to write a contract and hold a gun their husband's head forcing the husband to sign it :ymdevil:


Before I worked in the hotel under the management of this committed Muslim, I was working for an Iraqi immigrant Israeli, as warehouse porter. They were thinking doing me a favour for employing me. They were behaving exactly as Iraqis. Before that I was working in a hospital. I was a member of the union, getting sick pay, holidays and overtimes. I was working the official 40 hours per week. When I started work in the warehouse I had to work over 50 hours a week for half the wage I was getting from hospital, there was no sick pay no holiday and nothing was good. I was very militant, I accused them of exploitation. They didn't believe it. They were calling me 'Krad'. This is a Baghdadi nickname given to Kurds gone to Baghdad to work as porters. These porters were extremely exploited. They were working from 6am to 10pm every day.

So when I accused them of exploitations, they didn't believe a Krad speaks to his boss like that, especially they had done me a favour of employment. After that they really became hostile and made things hard for me. After about six months unexpectedly the boss called me to his office and asked me if I had ever taken, stolen, any thing from the warehouse. I asked him why he asked that. He told me to shut up and answer the question. Otherwise he would report me to the Home Office to deport me. After this I made a fun of him. I said: 'OK since my first day working here, each day I have taken out a carton of shirts, that is at least 200 cartons, each carton contains 24 shirts, so I have taken 2800 shirts. I have sold all of them at car boot sales very cheap. All the money gone to these pockets'. He became mad and screamed out out out.

So I became unemployed and started looking for work. I found a job of trainee waiter advertised in a hotel. I applied to it. The boss of the hotel interviewed me. When he saw my application, he was exited and said: 'you are my Muslim brother. You got the job'. After that I became support room service waiter. But my main job was to serve him. But gradually he became out of order. I kept quiet of his abuses, didn't want to be kicked out from another job. I was looing to find another job but before that things went out of hand.

I loved to have a daughter. If I had one I wouldn't have needed to give him this sort of advice. Because she would have been free how to run her life and choose her life partner.
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PostAuthor: Anthea » Sun Mar 02, 2014 9:41 pm

The exploitation you suffered was terrible though sadly probably not that uncommon :(

You did extremely well to escape from that exploitation and become an inventor :ymapplause:

Your family must be extremely proud of you

You may not have had a daughter but you have had one or more sons and at least one beautiful grandchild
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PostAuthor: Anthea » Tue Mar 04, 2014 1:50 am

@ Londoner

Has such exploitation of Kurds in Baghdad lesson over the years?

I know that Kurds seeking employment in the West of Turkey suffer similarly at the hands of Turks - and I do not think that has improved very much other the years :(
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PostAuthor: Londoner » Tue Mar 04, 2014 8:42 am

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You may not have had a daughter but you have had one or more sons and at least one beautiful grandchild


Many thanks.

I have a son married and given me two grand children, Arianna and Elijah. In the video bellow you see Arianna dancing on her third Birthday. You can also see her Batman brother.

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PostAuthor: Londoner » Tue Mar 04, 2014 9:17 am

Anthea wrote:@ Londoner

Has such exploitation of Kurds in Baghdad lesson over the years?

I know that Kurds seeking employment in the West of Turkey suffer similarly at the hands of Turks - and I do not think that has improved very much other the years :(


Dear Anthea,

I am not sure if I can call it exploitation. They were not employees, they were rather a sort of self employees. The shops and works used to start as early as 6am after early morning prayer. Works were used to end around 6pm and shops closed around 10pm. But wholesale commercial activities also continued to the mid-night. These porters were going to the market offering their services to shoppers and commercial wholesale bulk buyers.

So if you went shopping, you hired a porter to carry your shop for a very cheap fee. Because there were plenty of them. The same thing if you were a business man and going to buy bulk wholesale, you hired one of these porters to carry what you have bought to the place you wanted.

So for you to work as porter in this place, you had to go out early morning and waited for some one to call you. Usually you had to stay to late evening 10pm if you were not lucky to get something.

But why most of them were Kurds in the heart of Arab land? The logical explanation is that Kurds were more enterprising and adventurous than the same class of their Arab counter parts. In the old day if you left your village, you scared, you felt you are going to the end of the world. This culture discouraged Arabs to come to do this sort of work, in addition to that it was a sort of humiliation to carry thing s for others.

But for Kurds because there was money in it, they didn't mind to leave their villages and work as porters. Because the money they were getting was more than enough by their standard.
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Just translated the title to English. I hope more people now can read it and understand the message.
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